Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Ah! Memoirs of the Single Life

In the last two months, I've been single as my now ex decided to cheat on me, get back into drugs, and continue to live a lifestyle that was not sustainable. I will call her Allysan Succubis.

She had a knack for seducing me, making me do whatever she wanted and always putting herself first. I'm ashamed that an educated person such as myself was with such a person for so long. But, we all make mistakes especially when the siren is especially erotic. And, there is no doubt Allysan was erotic. By far she was the most sexual person I've ever been with, save my past love in Costa Rica.

Yet, my desire to improve my life by going to law school made her insecure in our future. Unfortunately for her, she has no real family and is estranged from her son, courtesy of social services. I feel for her, but she has brought on all the problems of her life all by herself.

Essentially, she believed that I was going to leave her for a more prosperous and greater life than here in Cumberland, MD, and she did not feel we were compatible in the future.

The truth of the matter is that I am overridden with joy to be rid of her. She had no real education. Not that that is a requisite for being a good girlfriend & mate, but when all you can talk about is heath & nutrition, one is bound to be bored by a mind that has not be cultured in all of our societies wonders and information of all forms.

I made it perfectly clear to Allysan that just because she wasn't a college graduate and didn't have a High School Diploma, I was no better than her. Yet, her insecurity in herself because of the lack of educational and employment experience was ingrained in her being despite my words in opposition.

She made me feel guilty that I went to the University of Virginia and graduated. It wasn't too long before I realized that I cared mostly for her sexual company and not much more. Perhaps I was wrong to stay with her when I knew that the relationship had no future. But, logical reasoning and sexual emotions rarely in my experience agree with each other in practice.

Today, I am proud to announce that not only am I free from Allysan Succubis, but that I have decided to go to law school to better myself and my fellow man in this journey we call life.

If you find yourself in a relationship you know won't work, get out a.s.a.p. because it's going to happen eventually and life is too short to waste time.

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