Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Crazy Blogging - Get Your $5 Today Just for Following my Blog!

You read the blog title. I'm sharing the wealth of my blog with the entire country. From now until January 31, 2011 I'm giving away $5 to people that follow my blog. What? $5 bucks just for following my asinine comments? Yeah, I know it sounds to good to be true, but in this case it is.

All you have to do is:
1. Follow my blog via your Google account & paste my blog to your Facebook profile/webpage.
2. Email me your name, Facebook webpage & postal address where you want your juicy cash sent.
   My email:
3. Wait a few weeks for me to comfirm you have successfully followed my blog, posted it to your Facebook page, and emailed me your postal address.

So, you may be asking yourself why in the hell would a blogger give out money to people to read a free blog. The answer is actually not too crazy. At least I think so.

Think about the timeline of the internet. It's been around since the '80's for government use and what not, but it wasn't until the mid-90's and the AOL (remember that company?) craze that the internet starting becoming mainstream.

When you think about it, the internet is only about 15 years old as we know it. And, like all technology it just keeps getting better and better. So this begs the question, do you think the internet will be around in 10, 25, or 50 years? I think most of us would vote yes. Oh yeah, that happens to be my question of the week. (See upper right corner of my blog to vote).

So if I don't get hit by a bus or overdose on caffeine, I might still be blogging 25 years from now. And, if you don't get run over by a car or struck by lightening, you may still be reading my uncensored thoughts years from now.

The idea is to invest in you, the reader. If you like my style of telling it how it is with some wit, raunch, and sass, you may actually buy a book I write in the future, or recognize me by name.

In ten years, maybe instead of having a few hundred people read my thoughts a month, I could be infecting millions with ideas that the "Man" isn't allowed to talk about because it isn't politically correct.

And should that day come, I will more than get my share of $5 out of it. Pretty reasonable no? An investment in a good readership, and the chance of making something of my blog vs. billion+ blogs out there that are worth reading, but no one can find.

So it's my great hope that you & your friends start following me as I blog about everything from current events, to my personal life's too insane to be made up stories.

Remember this offer is only good 'til the end of this month. Please comment to let me know if you think this cash giveaway is crazy, stupid, smart, or something in between!

Until next time.


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