Friday, December 24, 2010

You Know Obama Got a Blow Job this Week

After a "shellacking" as Obama said after the November elections when the Democrats lost control of the House of Representatives, the media started talking about Obama like he was an out of touch with all of America. The sound bite was "Do you not get it?" If anyone in the press core had talked to Bush like that he probably would have shot them.

Low and behold, less than two months later the same press core that basically called him an idiot, and asked Obama to explain why he was such an idiot, was praising him the other night at his press conference as the new "comeback kid." Politics has always been as fickle as the direction the wind blows, I suppose.

Well, you have to admit whether you like Obama or not, he did have one hell of a good week. He finagled an unpopular deal with Senate Republicans to extend tax cuts for the rich, while extending unemployment benefits for the poor. He signed a repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' into law. He got a long overdue Health Bill for the sick 9/11 responders approved. He ratified the START treaty with Russia to help make sure we don't nuke each other anytime soon. He even got middle class families a payroll tax cut, so next year taxes will be even lower than this year!

When he declared this year, "the most productive lame duck session in decades" he wasn't joking.

So what type of Christmas gift should the President get for all these victories? Well, he's currently off in his favorite vacation spot in Hawaii, again. But, you know that Michelle cooked him up something a little special. I mean, those two girls of his weren't immaculately conceived, unless he is the son of God. And I'm guessing he puts his pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. I'm also guessing he likes getting his nuts off in Michelle's mouth as well. If there was ever a time when you would expect Michelle to open those beautiful big lips of hers to satisfy Barack's manhood, this was certainly the week.

Call it a Christmas gift, a vacation present, or a commendation for a job well done. Whatever you like, he deserved dome more this week that perhaps any other time in his political career so far. Of course, he is not going to admit to the public that he got a knob job. Only Clinton can get away with that. But, I haven't seen him smile so big since he got elected. And yes, I'm pretty sure he got head on election night too.

And, if Michelle did not give him fellatio with a happy ending this week, I'd feel like she let the entire country down. What more does a guy have to do to get his dick washed?

I'm guessing it will be a very merry Christmas for the leader of the free world, his trouser snake, hairy bagpipes, and hindquarters as well :-)

2 comments:

  1. Obama could have done any of those things while he had a majority. But, he preferred to stay 'on the fence' so to speak about where he stands. So far, all we know is that he wants: government healthcare, higher taxes for the rich, more homosexual rights, and peace with Russia.

    After using the majority of the first half of his presidency to achieve one of those four objectives, I'd say if he would have been in office while Bush was, he'd have gotten a shoe thrown at him at the very least.

    Not sure if Obama is trying to destroy the country, but so far he's done a good job of running off doctors and health professionals, nearly causing a mass exodus among military leaders, perpetuating the global economic problems by frivolous spending habits which got us into this mess, and all while taking more vacations than any other president in history.

    Congratulations if you voted for this guy. He seems to have you and the citizens of our country at the top of his priorities!

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  2. You sure have a lot of anger towards Obama. My point was not that I love the man, but when any President like them or hate them gets anything done in Washington you need to give him some credit.

    The real point of the blog was simply that unless he's a closet fag, we all know Michelle gave him a hell of a hummer. Merry Christmas!

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